Grill Sergeant 4th of July - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Distressed red block text below

Distressed red block text below reads "'MERI-" followed by distressed blue block text reading "CAAAAAW

Bold distressed white block text below reads "DAY" with "DRINKING" stacked beneath

and the word "START" form the Konami Code sequence

Inspired by Spaceballs

Grill Sergeant 4th of July - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Distressed red block text belowGrill Sergeants earned their rank by screaming at raw hamburgers with the same intensity a drill instructor brings to terrified recruits. Nobody promoted them, nobody asked, but the tongs are theirs and the coals aren't ready yet. The Details: A blue charcoal kettle grill with red flames sits at the top, a white star on its bowl, flanked by two red stars. Distressed white stencil style text reads "GRILL SERGEANT" in the center. Blue and red military