President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL A high-contrast black and white

A high-contrast black and white illustration depicts a heavyset bald man in a crouching stance aiming a tommy gun

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" White cursive script reads "Railroaders" above light blue block text reading "BALL CLUB" separated by a small rail icon

" and "PALMS READ" in red neon-tube typography

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL A high-contrast black and whiteTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text