The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Green ink depicts a baseball

Green ink depicts a baseball with "Ohio State League" text above large block letters reading "KALAMAZOO" and "CELERY PICKERS

Ranking every human you know below a creature whose greatest achievement is locating the treat cabinet takes real conviction

with "MIDDLE TEXAS LEAGUE" above and "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB" below in smaller gray type

Somehow Hill Valley still gave him a tourism license in 1955

The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Green ink depicts a baseballSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.