Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Unisex T-Shirt rhode island red-striped tail feathers

red-striped tail feathers

generation after generation

all rendered with weathered texture throughout

set against green palm frond splashes with a small tiki figure below

Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Unisex T-Shirt rhode island red-striped tail feathersCharles De Mar's eggnog recipe lists lighter fluid as the key ingredient, and honestly, nobody at that party questioned it. A family tradition built on flammable beverages and zero accountability. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow covered edges. A cartoon figure in a top hat and formal suit stands above white cursive reading "A